I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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