Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Girls should come with a carfax report
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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