I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
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I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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