Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
