You really coming over, don't trick.
they need to just BURY HIM!
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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