this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
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Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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