I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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