theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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