He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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