sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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