So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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