dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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