I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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