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whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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