just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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