Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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