Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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