Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
i now understand why vodka
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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