i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i will never coherently bang her
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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