Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
