I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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