He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
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you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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