I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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