So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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