I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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