Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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