well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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