like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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