i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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