carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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