Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
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I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
50% drunk capacity currently
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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