they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
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LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?