dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
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got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina