3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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