If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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