Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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