I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize