Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
