I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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