I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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