I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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