why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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