Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Randomize
