I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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