I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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