What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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