hotel room ftw
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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