awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude i'm inner monologue high
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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