My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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