After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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