I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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