on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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