Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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