officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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